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  1. catasters:

    (Source: reddit.com)

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  1. sketchdeath:

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    literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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  1. groundlessness:

    Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.

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  1. aturnoftheearth:

    aturnoftheearth:

    i’m gonna make you a soup

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    i realize i may have worded this wrong

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  1. charlesoberonn:

    First part of a Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "A friend who is a municipal arborist just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's NJ property to get a better view of NYC. He hired a guy who hired another guy. Cut them down and left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1000 so the 1/ 2/ guy propably thought he was going to just pay a $32k fine. But the arborist wrote violations to all 3 parties, 96 in all (by hand, took him 12 hours) and there's a provision requiring the replanting of like trees "of the same size." And it's on an inaccessible by road"ALT
    Continuation of Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "3/ mountainside. He put the affronted landowner in touch with the only guy who would take on such a job. Thry have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees and water them for two years. He quoted $1.5 million. And additional fines total $400k. I hope whoever this ass 4/4 is he can't pay and they lien and sell his property, the value of which he probably figured would be increased so much a $32k fine was worth it, to cover the cost. We are living in the Jaime Dimon ethos. "So fine us, we can afford it. 4/5 The PS to this is I was just given a zoom link to the 1st court hearing tomorrow. I'm not sure if it's just for trail participants or spectators can use it, but if they let me observe I'll add more. It doesn't appear to have been picked up by any news source yet."ALT
    Quote Tweet by @ParSpec: "Apparently NOBODY ELSE IN THE QUOTE TWEETS RESPECTS TRADITION ENOUGH TO POST THE TREE LAW COMIC"ALT
    A 1-page comic by u/reachling: Panel 1: A saddenned person with short hair looking at a tree stump, their hands are holding the sides of their head. They're saying "Oh no! The rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It's been chooped down!!" and then in another speech bubble "And only a week after the new neighbor complained about it blocking his view too!" Panel 2: The young person turns around with a befuddled look on their face. A speech bubble from the bushes says "Tree law?" Panel 3: A bald bearded lawyer with a suit and briefcase looks from behind a picket fence and says "Tree law?" Panel 4: Another lawyer with shades pops their head from inside the bushes and says "Tree law?!" Panel 5: Another lawyer crawls from under the stump with a briefcase and says "Tree law!!" Panel 6: The four lawyers carry the young person above them. The person is looking confused. Two of the lawyers are holding pitchforks and torches. Around them are raining dollar bills. The lawyers are chanting "Tree! Law! Tree! Law!"ALT

    Art by u/reachling

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  1. valkyrien04:

    haeresderotinonhsion-ni:

    predstrogen:

    predstrogen:

    the problem is that pretty much all pride flags are horizontal, theres no vertical tricolours or anything

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    bisexual ireland

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    bireland

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    Trance

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  1. sabertoothwalrus:

    gabrielagresteofficial:

    *turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

    you see. a lot of people on this site have started to use “broke containment” when any post gets popular outside of their circle of friends, but its original use was when it was a vague fandom post (usually supernatural) gets reblogged by people outside the fandom

    anway I got whiplash noticing op’s url and realizing this was about gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug

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  1. lewvithur:

    kybercrystalgems:

    chadhulk:

    I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

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    “Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

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    how does this post keep getting better

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  1. littleguysdaily:

    punkryuki:

    punkitt-is-here:

    this duck LOVES pink drink

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  1. kaijuno:

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    I could be ur angel… or ur devil

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  1. bkyngw: “ this is my spidersona, s-tired-man. its inspired by when im tired and in bed ”

    bkyngw:

    this is my spidersona, s-tired-man. its inspired by when im tired and in bed

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  1. hjartasalt:

    hjartasalt:

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    hjartasalt:

    Thinking about 13 Latvias again

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    I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

    I need you all to know that I think about 13 Latvias so much that now every time I meet someone from Latvia I have to resist the urge to ask “which one”

    In the Latviaverse this is just a normal map

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  1. animafelinasblog:

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  1. myonline-pityparty:

    Funy how tumblr has become the place people go when there is nowhere else. give us your tired, your sick, and your cringe masses or whatever

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